Q: How do you know if someone is Vegan?
A: Don’t worry, they’ll tell you within the first 2 minutes of meeting them.

Q: How many carnivores does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to stay in the dark!

Q: What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?
A: Leave it in the cow!

Q: Why are most ghosts vegans?
A: Because it’s super-natural!

Q: Why did the vegan get fired?
A: His job performance didn’t meat expectations.

My girlfriend really changed after she became a vegan.
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.

Q: What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?
A: Saladdin.

Q: Why are vegans the best friends in the world?
A: They never have beef with you.

Q: Why is almond milk called ‘milk’?
A: Because nobody could call it ‘nut juice’ and keep a straight face.

Q: What does a vegan zombie eat for breakfast?

“As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.” –  Adele Cliff

I’ve come to the realization that tofu is overrated.
It’s just a curd to me.

I like making jokes about vegetarians… but never about tofu, that’s just tasteless.

“The more colorful the food, the better. I try to add color to my diet, which means vegetables and fruits.” –Misty May-Treanor

“I believe the future is vegetables and fruits. They are so much more sexier than a piece of chicken.” – Jose Andres

“A vegetable garden in the beginning looks so promising and then after all little by little it grows nothing but vegetables, nothing, nothing but vegetables.” – Gertrude Stein

“The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.” – Drew Carey

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